There’s a great description Le Frak City, the housing complex in Corona, Queens, in Gary Shteyngart’s book Super Sad True Love Story.  Lenny Abramov, the novel’s hero, compares the balconied, brick buildings to “soot-covered accordions,” and bemoans their “ugly gigantism."  It’s striking because Le Frak City isn’t even a housing project; it was developed in 1962 as a haven for working- and middle-class New Yorkers.  But there’s something about exurban housing complexes like this, that pack hundreds of units into enormous, freestanding volumes, that always gives them a whiff of sadness. Via Verdi, the new Bronx housing development for low-income workers that Michael Kimmelman, the new New York Times architecture critic, reviews in his first piece, has this same aspect.  And yet Kimmelman doesn’t make note of it.

Kimmelman, who had been an art critic at the paper, states pretty clearly that he’s interested in the "cultural and civic aspect of architecture” more than its indelible, physical qualities.  He applauds green design elements like cross-ventilation and ceiling fans.  And he applauds “healthy” design elements, like windowed staircases that lure people away from elevators, and a roof garden where residents can grow their own vegetables.  But he doesn’t give us a sense of what the architecture is; he doesn’t even tell us what the building is clad with.  And he takes the unsophisticated point of view that “… for Via Verde the question was what a housing development on its own could do to shape and change behavior."  This is just as condescending as the rendering on the splash page of the Via Verde website, that shows black residents growing tomatoes and cradling a basket of onions.  Kimmelman is writing about a city building that we’d all like to know more about, and he describes the history of the project well.  But he is not writing about architecture.

For  many years, along with Melville and Proust, Ada Louise Huxtable has languished on my need-to-read list.  This highly accomplished architecture critic, who wrote many years for the New York Times and now writes, occasionally, for the Wall Street Journal, is beloved by both design types and lay people.

Well, last week I picked up a compilation of her work, “On Architecture,” and I simply fell right inside of it.  Huxtable is a dazzling voice.  A building is so many things: art object, infrastructure, civic space, machine, mythology.  More so than any other contemporary critic I know, she can get at a building at all these levels all at once, and in the relatively short format of a newspaper column.  She has a vast knowledge of architecture and history and New York.  And she’s a savvy, supple writer.  She dips into both vernacular and literary language and, as much as it is possible when writing sanely about architecture, she lets it fly.  I’ve always held Paul Kael and Peter Schjeldahl in the highest esteem as critics because their passion for what they are writing about is matched by their passion for language.  Now I’m adding Huxtable to that list.

If there is anyone more annoying than an Architect, it is an Architecture Critic.  These are folks who write about something that, when done properly, cannot be written.  Yet there I was on Tuesday night, packed into the damp, cramped, and drafty Storefront for Art and Architecture, listening to a panel discussion about the state of contemporary architecture criticism.  The critics on the panel did not disappoint, using words like “modality,” “temporalities” and, with disarming frequency, “criticalities."  Panelists from England and Italy lent the proceedings a cosmopolitan flair.  And the woman moderating the panel wore a fluttering yellow Post-it note as an earring.  Was she waiting for an idea to arrive?

Each time a critic took the hand-mic to speak it flared up and buzzed like a light saber.  That only brought to mind how bloodless the discussion really was.  The critics commented lucidly about the decreasing authority of print media and the rising popularity of new media.  They expressed reverence for magazines like Domus, and for the days when architecture critics had travel budgets.  But they exhibited no real concern for architecture or for writing.  The conversation remained meta-critical and, ultimately, rather tame.